Tuesday, February 3, 2009

things to do:
1. read 157 pages of literary theory.
2. ask an old man on the street how to get home and watch him say he has never heard of it.
2.5 wait for something to fly out of his beard and fall at your feet.
3. write the phrase "congratulations! you have stolen my pancake heart" and put it away til it means something.
4. go to new york city and bite your nails in the subway.
5. speculate as to why there are small cuts on the insides of your fingers.
5.5 decide your mittens were sewn together with glass.

it is cold outside.