Tuesday, February 3, 2009

things to do:
1. read 157 pages of literary theory.
2. ask an old man on the street how to get home and watch him say he has never heard of it.
2.5 wait for something to fly out of his beard and fall at your feet.
3. write the phrase "congratulations! you have stolen my pancake heart" and put it away til it means something.
4. go to new york city and bite your nails in the subway.
5. speculate as to why there are small cuts on the insides of your fingers.
5.5 decide your mittens were sewn together with glass.

it is cold outside.
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  1. Dee R.March 12, 2009 at 11:06 PM

    Things NOT To Do:

    1. Upon meeting someone for the first time, don't ask them, "What do you do?" (a.k.a. how do you make your money?). Instead, ask them, "What was one of the most awesome moments of your life?" You'll get a far more interesting answer.
    2. Don't ask the waiter who just served you lunch if he needs a ride to school. He doesn't. And you smell like garlic.
    3. Don't eat (drink?) maple syrup straight from the jug. It will make you hyper and stomach-achey.
    4. Don't procrastinate. Whatever you do. It will be the academic death of you.
    5. Don't not respond to Hollie's boss blog.
    5.5. And don't not be awesome. Not that you can not avoid not doing that.

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